Wednesday here was a
winter wonderland. The snow sat on the top of branches calmly and gleaming white. Out our window, the trees looked like the ones we were drawing a couple years ago: Branches skimmed in bright white like a glowing outline.
Everything went neatly that day. Some re-design ideas of ours were quite easy to put into reality; a little tinkering here and there, of course, but
finishable. The results were printed out and appeared
substantial. The next morning, everything turned to slush. Our alarm didn't go off. We got a letter stamped "pre-court notice." Turns out the year we never got any phone bills suddenly evolved into a letter from a collection agency claiming hundreds of pounds in back payments.
Sometimes the best thing to do is give up. When a day is starting off all wrong, change it. Quit the day. And so we drank a double Jarvie at four in the afternoon and set out to the free Vampire Weekend gig at Somerset House after all.

Somerset House: The view from the front balcony; grand entrance.Context was everything; the audience watched the band play on a balcony above the Tiffany-sponsored ice skating rink. The columns were lit up blues and purples. We were invited to skate but despite the romance of it all, we declined. It all looked appropriate for the band: Very waspy, very F. Scott Fitzgerald.
My Tiffany's-themed cupcake and a pint of bitter.A trio of American students stood in front of us. They were rather like the three young geeks from
Freaks and Geeks, grown up and studying abroad. "Are they British?" asked The Jewish One regarding the band. (He kept talking about "Jewish" this and that, so I take the liberty of presuming.) "No, they went to Columbia, like me," replied The Almost Cool One. (His hair was just a bit too frizzy.) "They have a song about the bus route I used to take!" he added proudly. "Cross-town?" asked The Goofy One. (He seemed enamored of Almost Cool and quite pleased with his urbane speculation.) "Yep." A little while later, The Jewish One said, "I didn't realize Columbia has a good music program." It was a pretty great line, as if he'd only ever hung out with his dad.
Vampire Weekend.As we waited for the band to start, we began designing London Las Vegas. "The highest paying guests can have tea with The Queen," said Jamie. "A drag queen," I added. "Trafalgar Square will be the main gambling floor," said Jamie. "And you can just see a bit of Picadilly Circus." "The slot machines," I added.
We left a little early. Vampire Weekend were fine. That wasn't really the point. It was good to be out. We both had to pee, though, and Jamie had to go so badly that he marched us right into Walkabout, the Australian-themed restaurant. "What are we doing? What are we doing?" I whispered as we walked quickly, stiffly, through the vast terrain, past picnic-bench tables of big guys watching sport on big screens against the backdrop of a big grill. I felt distinctly like we were Brett and Jemaine, the New Zealanders from
Flight of the Conchords, and that everyone would find out we weren't from Australia and mock our accents. Jamie was experiencing sweet relief, however, peeing at the urinal in front of a video advertisement of a happy family in a park or something like that. "Go go go!" I whispered as we made a swift exit past a pair of hamburgers that, if this was
Flight of the Conchords, would break out into song.
We walked along the Thames just a bit, past some hotels and up one of the alleys, peeking through a stage door, getting a bit of a thrill from the ropes and rigs and grease paint. We walked past a traditional pub, illuminated, and through Covent Garden at closing time and took the tube home. Sometimes you just need to go to town.
The next day, I felt determined not to lose another day, slush or no slush. These things are helpful, I find, to the person who works from home: Wake up early. Shower. Get out of the house before noon so that some fresh air hits your skin. Listen to "productive" music. (NO SHOUTS NO CALLS by Electrelane and the WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE soundtrack have been working for me.) To-do lists. Quick meetings. Jeremy? Present. Jamie? Present. Have we got a gig yet, Murray?